- @tiffanybbrown I’m back at the DIC - thanks for the offer! #
- Err..that should’ve been a d in front of tiffanybbrown. *sheepish grin* #
- Watching the last few minutes of "Saving Face" and wishing Michelle Krusiec had a bigger role on Dirty Sexy Money. #
- This movie synopsis is so many things: http://imdb.com/title/tt0829202/plotsummary #
- @JennTaFur No, I hadn’t seen it. Thanks! #
- Watching Noah’s Arc when I should be sleeping. #
- Fell asleep on Noah’s Arc; about to catch a couple more hours. #
- Of sleep, not the show. #
- OMG, Willard Scott. I thought he was dead or something. #
- What @michellej just said. #
- To the woman who decided to unpack her carry-on at the security checkpoint, while hundreds of people waited behind: Seriously? Right now? #
- 9:38 am. Plane isn’t here. Not again, Air Canada. #
- @michellej If I were in the Bay Area, I probably wouldn’t mind that at all. #
- Someone near me is reading a gossip mag with the headline "Celebrity Bromances". I think I might lose my cinnamon scone. #
- Stuck in YYZ until late tonight - maybe tomorrow. There isn’t enough Jack Daniels in the world to make me feel better about this. #
- And say what you will about US customs and connecting through US airports, but this never happened to me stateside. #
- @JennTaFur My self-determination lesson? I’m self-determined not to kill fools in this airport. #
- Upon realizing that my tweets are now public, I hereby retract my self-determination lesson for today. But I still might throw a shoe. #
- OK, at the risk of sounding racist, I’m dying laughing watching this petite white girl go to town on a plate of chicken wings. #
- It’s a good thing I’m sitting across the restaurant, or I might end up with a stray bone in my eye. #
- Y’all, she’s sucking on the bones. #
- @misterjt I think my pimp hat is in my luggage, but lemme see if I can hook you up. #
- She is SUCKING HER TEETH and picking them with her fingernail. *dead* #
- Wait, did I land in Dogpatch by accident? Is that why I might not get home until tomorrow? #
- @JennTaFur Child, if I came within striking distance of some holy water, I’d be like Gizmo in the movie Gremlins. #
- Homegirl is drinking on the job. @misterjt You’d better marry this girl before someone else snatches her up! #
- Airport bar is playing "Woman in Chains" over the PA. I’m in my cups and trying to resist the urge to sing along. #
- @misterjt I dunno man.. you didn’t see how *clean* that bone was when she was finished with it. #
- @misterjt Your future wife’s name is Rachel. She signed the bill in pink gel ink and drew a smiley face. #
- @arsepoetica @drublood If I don’t find something to laugh at today, the air will be filled with flying dansko clogs (size 42). #
- @mellemusic I’m trying, but when you have a big black camera with a zoom lens on the end of it, you can’t really be sneaky. #
- I made a new friend (flickr friends only): http://www.flickr.com/photos/cecily/2142400992/ #
- The waiting lounge at the gate is already full and the flight doesn’t leave for three hours. This does not bode well. #
- @arsepoetica If the Danskos fly, betta guard your eye! #
- Float on (captured at YYZ): http://www.vimeo.com/455977 #
- OK, kid - take it down a notch. Get off the entitlement pony before a Dansko clog (size 42) comes at you. #
- If it isn’t airport traffic, it’s weather: http://tinyurl.com/27ru9z #
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