Rat cake, rat sorbet, and now, rat lattes

11.20.2007

Heather Mills (not calling her McCartney) is urging people to drink milk from rats and dogs to help save the planet. Appearing at Speaker’s Corner in Hyde Park, Mills said “There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?”


Heather Mills (not calling her McCartney) is batshit insane.


Seriously, can you imagine the height of the milking stools? Not to mention the eye strain involved with trying to locate a rat’s nipples so you could attach the milking apparatus.

  • http://www.allaboutgeorge.com/ George Kelly

    Thanks! I was looking for something to wash down this tasty ratatouille …

  • http://www.allaboutgeorge.com George Kelly

    Thanks! I was looking for something to wash down this tasty ratatouille …

  • http://celeduc.blogspot.com/ Chuck LeDuc

    I don’t think you’re supposed to use a milking apparatus. I think you’re supposed to nurse directly from a lactating dog while at home, and carry handy portable lactating rats with you so you can snack on the go.

  • http://celeduc.blogspot.com Chuck LeDuc

    I don’t think you’re supposed to use a milking apparatus. I think you’re supposed to nurse directly from a lactating dog while at home, and carry handy portable lactating rats with you so you can snack on the go.

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